Hello. Your dachshund has already been informed.

LowAndDry makes shirts for people who have stopped arguing with ten pounds of opinion. You carry the dog up the stairs. You sleep on what is left of the bed. You check the blanket before you sit. None of this was discussed.

What we make

Original designs only, written about the real behaviour of one breed. The stairs. The rain. The grudge. If a shirt could be about any dog, we do not print it.

How they're made

Each shirt is printed to order on a Comfort Colors 1717 tee: 6.1 oz, garment-dyed, ring-spun cotton, relaxed unisex fit. Nothing sits in a warehouse. If you like it roomier, size up.

Shipping

$4.79 standard. Free on orders over $50. Two shirts gets you there.

Buying for someone owned by a dachshund?

Pick the line that makes them say "that's literally him." Tap "Find my size" on the product page. The dog will not thank you. The owner might.

Our promise

Misprint, damage or wrong item? Email us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we will send a free replacement or a full refund, your choice. Because every shirt is made to order, we can't take returns for change of mind, size or color.

The small print

LowAndDry is an independent brand. We are not affiliated with any breed club, company or famous dog. The dog would like that noted.

Questions: [email protected]